No, seriously, what is this?

Amazon Vulture

Amazon Vulture

This is supposedly the “Amazon Vulture”… *cough*…

Is it just me or does it look nothing like a vulture? Yes, it’s some kind of resin cast sheath and grip with a blade embedded in it, but i cannot, for the life of me, figure out what it is supposed to be. It looks like some sort of old piece of moldy funky wood that someone stuck an unwilling blade into, and secured it in place with a tuft of hair from an old white witch…

I’m just saying… Am I missing something…?

Oh…   I see…. That’s the witches head, shrunken and attached to the blade…

Oops… You are obviously having a bad day there witch person… My bad… Just ignore me. Carry on about your business then…

Amazon Vulture – [eBladeStore]