An Uber Battle Blade…
July 23rd, 2007 | 
Author: I found yet another example of over-the-top, wrist-mounted weapon madness from Tom Anderson, in the form of the menacing, multi-bladed, and totally overkilled, Critical Mass:
Critical Mass by Tom Anderson
Now this is one of those wacky, off the wall deals that is probably more practical as a conversation starter than a weapon. Yes, it does appear to be functional, but this isn’t the kind of thing you would take into a fight unless you’re the kind that spends your Saturday nights in a 50′x50′ steel cage. In a secret underground arena. With one other barbarian, similarly equipped, each of you trying to bring the others life to a swift and decisive end, while a galleria of wealthy spectators watch, for ridiculously obscene amounts of money. I’m just saying.
However for pure aesthetic impact, Critical Mass is “Teh Pwnerer”. I mean look at it, it’s a big ol’ honkin’ piece o’ black metal, sharp edges, lots of blades, points all around… Kinda hard to beat the intimidation factor of this thing. I’m talkin death-match quality folks…
Tom Andersons’ Critical Mass – [SouthWest Blades]
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Category: Claw, Exotic, Knives | 
Tags: Battle, Combat, Critical Mass, Dark, Double Bladed, Gladiator, Hand, Punch, Tom Anderson, Wrist Mounted | 
22 Comments »
Way too much of….everything. Um…yuk
http://www.ninja-weapons.com/Knives/Decorative_Knives_and_Daggers/6283.shtml
Here’s one for ya to review…a Fireblade
Well, would you look at that… an actual Fireblade… Ima have to blog about it just on principle… LOL
I just bought this thing and I have to say, it is even more impressive in person than it is in the pictures. My wife is frightened of it, but I told her, “If anyone breaks into the house, all you have to do is pick this thing up and put it on and anyone will run screaming”. It is very sharp and at 11 pounds heavier than most of the swords I own. I am totally in love with this thing and all I want is another one so that I can have one for each arm! Mwahahaha!
A man more insane than I… LOL… I can respect that…
I’m sure anyone with a healthy sense of self preservation would opt for a tactical retreat if they came face to face with an opponent wearing one of these on each arm…
theyd shit bricks XD
yeah a bit oversized but i do like a tom anderson design every so often
a bit oversized is an understatement. 11lbs heavier than your average sword? That’s madness!!
even to a balrog i think not!
Oh, no, don’t misunderstand. It would be just fine for me… It’s you humans I’m worried about… LOL
humans? who said i was human?
LOL, been postin’ incognito are we…
Ok, so what are we then?
im an urban sasquatch
LOL Eh… I shoulda known…
mwuhahahaa oh yes. im friendly… when im asleep!
ROFL ok, so now you are announcing to everyone that you are an urban sasquatch? You aren’t worried about hunting parties, Monster hunters and Scientists wanting to poke and prod you? LOL
OK then…
not really coz im a dwarf sasqautch, and i shave off 80% of the body hair…. No Body Knows! mwuahahahaaaa
LOL OK then…
looks like a strange racing craft or space ship to me lol
Futuristic jetboat in disguise…?
lol, only problem is when you hit something too hard and it breaks your arm
What, the jetboat or the battleblade?
the battle blade, lol, the jet boat will cut you in half.